I don’t get home too often anymore (living in Pittsburgh sucks) but I have noticed that the “Philly soft pretzel factory” chain is fucking everywhere. They are ok but they aren’t great...and pretzels should not be fucking warm.

Do you remember around the mid-90's there was a news report showing the pretzel vendors peeing in bushes and then coming back out to sell pretzels.

I don’t know where you live but I think people from the outside are really missing something here. I grew up in Philly and 38 years old. I love baseball, basketball and football (fuck hockey). It took until I was 30 years old to see one of my teams win a championship, the 2008 Phillies. With that in mind, sure most…

It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury signifying nothing.

I thought he really shined in Dunston Checks In.

The best Marshawn story:

Poor Kevin Malone with always been Kevin Malone. It’s Kramer syndrome. Somehow Constanza beat the rap.

Somewhere, OJ Simpson is nodding, “he gets it man”.

Welshy McWelshface

Not meet the concrete of Veterans Stadium (how I adored going to games there). I believe Tom Waddle also sustained his career ending injury that same game.

LOL the water bottle hits the huddle of players and all of them grab their heads even though it only directly hit 2-3. I love this game but I fucking hate Barca.

Exactly...the NBA is classy. They teach their plays to finish in the condom and then put that damn thing in your pocket.

Here in Shittsburgh the Steelers literally have about 90% of politicians and all the police on the payroll essentially.

I’m the III so what do I know nut I had two sons and refused to let the lineage of dumb naming continue.

Nothing to see here. He was clearly saying “Trunk, trunk trunk. That girl got junk in the trunk.”

3DS needs overhaul anyway. It’s at the end of it’s lifecycle.

Being a 9/11 truther does not make someone a piece of shit. It’s not the idea that makes a piece of shit, it’s how you go about presenting your message...kind of like how I feel about religious types.

Iman Shumpert did it to...but at least he had to get his hands dirty to make it happen.

Yup, when the shenanigans started last year, I cashed out. Luckily for me.

Well to be fair God had non-consenual sex with Mary to make Jesus. God certainly isn’t a saint.