It’s not a on purpose. It’s called being mid to late 30's.

Patricia Hernandez, Deputy Editor...nice. Never noticed that promotion before.

3rd party support will be big but I don’t think it will make or break the system. I think combining resources is a huge asset. The 3DS first party library is large. Now all the developers will be making games for both. 3rd party is important but I think the fact that this allows them to make more inhouse games in huge.

I think they learned from the Wii U (which had terrible launch support) that a Nintendo system needs a Mario game along with at least one other first party IP game at launch. In this case Mario, Zelda and possibly Mario Kart if the video is accurate. That alone with sway uncertain buyers.

I will bet they will sell replacements in stores. With this kind of system they’d almost have to.

Woah, look out. Hot take.

Here’s my wallet and my life Nintendo. They finally realized what they do right and what the did wrong and made what looks like a killer console/portable device.

-Donald Trump whenever he leaves Harlem.

How good is Mark Waid? Seriously. This is possibly the best book Marvel has right now.

I heard from my wife’s brother’s girlfriend’s sister’s mother’s cousin John that Half-Life 3 will be a launch day exclusive.

Stop with your sense and informed opinion. Don’t you know Deadspin staffers are mostly Knick fans? They’ve been tanking since Patrick Ewing.

Oh look...Billy writing about Barca, Messi or Arsenal. Shocking development here.

If stadium deals are anything to go by, most NFL owners would invite you out for drinks, promise it would be good for you and them to talk...and then make you pick up the $700 bar tab.

Here is Mark Baute...

Woah! He plays for the Bengals, not the Steelers!

Ding ding ding.

Pedantic jerk: Actually I think it’s Natural Selection, not Evolution.

Welcome to Deadspin...we have jokes.

Most Democrats are...the problem is we can’t celebrate the implosion when we are left with Hillary in the wake.

To achieve a less stressful bedroom, I have been BEGGING my wife since we got married to have three bedrooms: hers, mine and ours. She never liked the idea, she’d rather hit me all night when I snore. Then we had kids (probably because of the whole one bedroom thing) and it’s not possible to achieve my dream.