My favorite is still I wouldn’t want me on this jury.

Prisons are crammed choc-a-bloc full of the dumb sociopaths. When you meet one in the wild they’re at least smart enough to fake it, but overall sociopathy has no bearing on intelligence.

I can’t believe that my roommate who I met because of Jezebel is on Jezebel.

I can not believe that my cross stitch is on here.

As awesome as disrespecting the whole tang clan is, my favorite is:

This guy is so universally repulsive, I feel like ‘Shkreli’ should become the term for some uncomfortable experience or gross bodily byproduct, much like ‘Santorum’. But what has the right combination of industrial-strength annoying and full-bodied cringe to be labelled a Shkreli?

The potential jurors reactions/responses are still a great, wonderful gem. I’m glad someone put them into needlepoint.

Like the Michigan man who was so afraid for his life because someone was banging on his door at 4:30 am, that he opened the door and shot a 19 year old female accident victim in the face.

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

What the fuck are you talking about? People were screaming for years that DACA was unconstitutional. People, including Obama, were pissed at Congress. Obama didn’t want to do this using executive action. There was no legal requirement for Trump to do this - plenty of legal scholars think this program was perfectly…

I never said it’s an overreach and I don’t think it is. Sooo..

isn’t it interesting that even here the posters don’t know the whole story? Think of all the times, perceived or not, you felt Trump was going beyond his presidential power of authority and the Supreme Court took him to task and reversed the decision? Couple? OK, now we see Obama had done the same thing, but nobody…

I am a fat fatty with the fondness of fructose so there...

There’s no way Starbucks Caramel Lady forms normal human relationships.

The replies are generated by an agreement-bot, which calculates the desired response and produces mildly different but essentially identical comments.

Anyone who orders a Frappucino before 9AM in a Starbucks with more than 3 people on line is a an asshole.

Thanks, Sqarr. Friends said I’ll feel Ok for days, then weird things might trigger sadness. Ding ding ding.

Sorry about your father. :/

Ha! My dad died two weeks ago tomorrow, and somehow this tribute (?) to your dad touched me. Oh man, my emotions are such a jumbled mess right now.

I take my coffee like I take my women. Ground up, Peruvian, and in the freez—