In the same vein, I read recently that the word “just” destroys your credibility. “Just wondering if...” “Just checking in....”

Thoughts?

Liam Hemsworth is all of 25 while Kate Winslet is 39. She’s old enough to have been alive during Watergate and he failed at any point to coexist with the Berlin Wall.

To Wong Foo + Australia = Pricilla

I LIKED LABOR DAY EVEN THOUGH I’M NOT BIG ON JOSH BROLIN.

To Wong Foo—plus Australia and minus the drag queens.

Holy shit.

I had a friend who always drove for 10-12 hours at a stretch. He stopped for gas and a pee at an all night gas station. The clerk inside was crying but still served him and he chalked it up to a BF fight. He left and while getting in his car, saw the flashing lights of a police car which he hadn’t noticed when he…

I miss Friendly’s.

Tell that to my autocorrect.

The whole family just went to Friendly’s after a 4th of July parade a couple weeks back. I hadn’t been to one in years.

I was trying to explain to my English husband about what Friendly’s was- basically a place with rocking grilled cheese sandwiches and ALL THE ICE CREAM YOU COULD EVER WANT in a variety of forms. LOVE Friendly’s.

I cannot wait till 2016 when we find out what ordering a small coffee the Trump way means.

Flip phone porn girl was an innovator. I didn’t get porn on my phone until keyboard phones were a thing.

Hey, if you’re drunk enough, you don’t care what your food tastes like. I live a few blocks from a DC neighborhood where the go-to food choice after a night of drinking is the jumbo slice.

Sounds like a good way to keep track of a constantly shifting schedule and workload.

I have a simple review process.

Oh damn. I mean. Damn. He’s going to be missed.

Exposing yourself to sunlight immediately after a shower may be illegal in some jurisdictions, at least before putting clothes on. (if you have a really tall fence you may be okay)

Internalized misogyny is a hell of a thing.

Cool. Wakka Wakka, bitches.