At this point I’m really convinced that if Trump makes it to 2020, he’s going to campaign on a platform of But Her Emails.

What they really can’t get over was how narrow the EC count was and losing the popular vote. It’s why they’re still fixated on it, and why they lie about it so much.

The only appropriate response to the rambling distractions of Trump surrogates is to shut down the camera and walk the fuck away. Just stop giving these assholes a platform.

When you STILL have nothing more to recommend you, even to your most ardent supporters, than “I am not a woman” and “I am not a black man,” then you just have to go with what works.

You would think she would get bored constantly regurgitating the same irrelevant anti-Hillary talking points from the election. I voted for Hillary Clinton & I don’t find her that interesting to talk or think about.

She can talk to squirrels.
Comin’ back from the convalescent home.
Starin’ at sports cars.

Squirrels are an effective tool against fighting the forces of evil.

No amount of cocaine can keep Trump’s Propaganda Minister’s focus away from a distracting squirrel.

I assume squirrels are constantly after Kellyanne.