None of these people are going to jail.  Ideally the Mueller probe would expose these criminals and they would face consequences, but they will not.  That would require Republicans to do something about the evidence, and they won’t.

I would have accepted:

“It never fails to amaze me how Ivanka Trump comports herself like she’s the spunky princess of some beloved royal family.” wrote someone astutely on Twitter whose name I wish I could remember, during the Winter Olympics, accompanied by a picture of Ivanka wearing a gold medal for some reason with a big toothy fake lau…

To be fair, Ike would probably be called a socialist loon today:

Yep, we’ve been here for a while now. Almost makes full-time heroin addiction look like a sane and viable lifestyle choice, y’know?

Yeah, don’t they look like bleeding heart hippies now in comparison to whatever the fuck we have going on now?

She eats the errant children that occasionally wander on to the grounds of the White House.