This all damn day. Doja sent an unsolicited DM to a teen asking for help hooking up with his co-worker. Dude. This is the problem. Also, it’s 2022 and she’s still out here assuming that internet messages are private. This is the embodiment of “play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”  

Yeah, right now hospitals themselves are a high-risk area for contracting covid (among other things - like MRSA or c-dif). I would think you’d want to be vaccinated prior to going to one, at this point...

Exactly. This is the natural result of a society that freaks out about pregnancy, miscarriages, pregnancy loss, and abortions(for when things go wrong and non-medical reasons)/. The culture makes the pregnant state very fraught. Scientists don’t want to get sued or be the face of whatever batshit crazy “baby killers”…

Huh? She had a disturbing, scary thought. How did that come off like enjoying grief to you? You’re projecting.

I’m quarantining at a super rustic lake cabin my family has owned forever with my 4 y/o son. Accidents here are extremely rare, but things happen. People who say “Why wasn’t she wearing a jacket? Why this? Why that? She could have prevented it!” This honestly seems like such a freak thing that could happen to anyone…

I mean, let’s look at this series of events:

Yeah, I had a feeling this would devolve into bullshit. Just find another name! Jesus. Prince could be a symbol, but you can’t even rename yourself right mediocre country band? Well... actually that tracks, doesn’t it?

You mean a band of white folks with Grammys and a lot of money legally bullying a Black woman into changing her performance moniker ISN’T racial justice?

Like so many of our American problems, it all boils down to asshats who think they and people exactly like them (generally straight White able-bodied cis-dudes) should be able to dictate everything because any inconvenience due to someone having even infinitesimally different needs is clearly ridiculous overreach. Pret…

I don’t have kids, but I have two dogs that like to introduce themselves on every work call I have. They regularly bark at any delivery truck that dares to drop off a package in a two block radius. I’m grateful that I work with mostly veterinarians, so they’re understanding, and the rest of them are public servants…

The Beyhive is the worst. Such a hateful fandom. This site coddles the nasty behavior because Beyonce is their fave too. If this was about Star Wars fans or BernieBros, I doubt the writers would cover it with this benign amusement tone. 

Britney seems to have hired the same interior decorators my rich childhood neighbours did circa 1989.

Who sits around and worries that they may not be able to catch a re-run of “Night at the Museum”? 

I still think it’s very funny that she called Moby “the man.” Like girl. Self awareness. Please.

She’s really living up to her real name: Elizabeth Woolridge Grant.