Bro, no seriously - listen - there was a dimensional rift and certain people from our dimension ended up in this fucked up nightmare where “Jingle Bells, Batman Smells” has a second verse. You are not alone, bro. You are not alone.

I support genuine protest, and this is a legitimate cause. That said, I see Colin Kaepernick as a poser protester. He has always come across to me as the type of dude that would do something like this because he thinks it makes him seem principled and thoughtful and it inflates his ego in a way. If someone like, say…

What is this sorcery that has appeared at the top of the page?

Donald has endorsements from all the hottest celebs in the biz

Apropos of nothing . . .