Naked Whiz is an excellent source for information about lump charcoal. The site looks like it hasn’t been updated since 1998, but the information is excellent.

Jamie and Adam put this topic to bed quite some time ago.

Schrödinger’s drive?

If you’re using a Kamado, hardwood lump charcoal beats briquettes all day long. Lazzari mesquite is quite good - it adds a nice flavor and is lower on the ash scale. Weekend Warrior is also very good, and very low on the ash scale.

We tried Graze for a bit, and while the offerings are tasty, the portions are fit for a small bird.

I saved enough money to buy this island...and all the fish.

That’s not a car you can just putt around in.

Flickering tail lights? Do they have a frame rate? :-P

I have this completely irrational fear that a magnet spending time that close to my phone will suck the life out of it somehow, so I have the clamp version that goes in my CD slot.

I have this completely irrational fear that a magnet spending time that close to my phone will suck the life out of…

Gah! The term “dieselgate” makes me cringe. I can’t wait until some dipshit writes a story about the Flint lead poisoning scandal and tries to call it Watergate.

As they say, “If the shoe fits...”

Where’s this “hover” you speak of?

I also got a chuckle out of “...somewhere in California.”

For the love of (insert your favorite deity here) STOP slapping ‘gate’ to the end of a word when referencing a scandal. It makes every writer come off as lazy and incompetent.

I don’t believe that for a second. I guarantee you that the entire cannabis-consuming population is well aware that the plant was grossly mislabeled by the federal government in 1970 for no actual reason.

Why apologize? Everyone knows this, and they really don’t seem to care.

Sounds great, but man I just can’t get beyond the clown-shoe looks.

“...and not necessarily the underlying service underneath.”

This almost makes a donk look good. Almost.

It’s a Lamborghini, bro.