So inappropriate. The correct term is “ice whore”.

More like hurriCAN

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

That’s only clown-related thing I have laughed at for a long time.

I don’t know which specific companies profit from selling scary clown masks, but sales are up something like 300% over last Halloween

Corrupt, but not necessarily “evil.”

First they came for the clowns, and I didn’t speak up, because I’m a mime, and mimes don’t break character for no fucking krazy klownz.

Plus who’s going to speak up for a mime when they don’t speak up for anyone else?

Actually first they came for the mimes but everyone was pretty okay with that.

There are clowns that aren’t evil?

They came first for the clowns, and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a clown...

I’m all for gun control, but in this time of national crisis, I make an exception.

Yeah nothing to do in Colorado except mountain climb some of the most beautiful mountains in the country, ski, snowboard, hike, go to red rocks amphitheater, the royal gorge, four corners, brewery tours, sporting events, white water rafting or just sit at home and smoke weed legally.