mystic-mermaid
Kittie
mystic-mermaid
Oct 6 2016
1.2K

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing. Read more

Oct 6 2016
7

I don’t know which specific companies profit from selling scary clown masks, but sales are up something like 300% over last Halloween

Oct 6 2016
137

First they came for the clowns, and I didn’t speak up, because I’m a mime, and mimes don’t break character for no fucking krazy klownz.

Oct 6 2016
183

Plus who’s going to speak up for a mime when they don’t speak up for anyone else?

Oct 6 2016
313

Actually first they came for the mimes but everyone was pretty okay with that.

Oct 6 2016
167

They came first for the clowns, and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a clown...

Oct 4 2016
22

Yeah nothing to do in Colorado except mountain climb some of the most beautiful mountains in the country, ski, snowboard, hike, go to red rocks amphitheater, the royal gorge, four corners, brewery tours, sporting events, white water rafting or just sit at home and smoke weed legally. Read more