So inappropriate. The correct term is “ice whore”.

More like hurriCAN

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

That’s only clown-related thing I have laughed at for a long time.

I don’t know which specific companies profit from selling scary clown masks, but sales are up something like 300% over last Halloween

Corrupt, but not necessarily “evil.”

First they came for the clowns, and I didn’t speak up, because I’m a mime, and mimes don’t break character for no fucking krazy klownz.

Plus who’s going to speak up for a mime when they don’t speak up for anyone else?

Actually first they came for the mimes but everyone was pretty okay with that.

There are clowns that aren’t evil?

They came first for the clowns, and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a clown...

I’m all for gun control, but in this time of national crisis, I make an exception.

I don’t recall where I came across it. It may have been here on Kotaku or somewhere else.
But it was a nice anecdote by some businessperson at a big meeting or convention. He or she was invited to speak on a certain subject and as part of that they handed out sheets to all the people there.
On it was some case or…