If Jeff Session prosecutes somebody for laughing at him, I should be on death row.

GSUSA has apparently edited some of its materials in response to complaints from the Archdiocese

Before the pill women never got pregnant out of wedlock.......

Boys Scouts are still welcome in the parish.

Too easy.

“She believes that if boys don’t meet high physical expectations they’re accused of weakness, while a girl who can’t climb the rope in gym class isn’t pushed to do more, unless she finds a sport to focus on.” 

Anthrax, you say?

Came here to say this.

Sam Bee is the fucking best. Sorry I have nothing more insightful to add.

Actually, I’d bet he’s into dick.

I cannot get enough of this Fyre Festival Failure. Its SO funny to me. Keep the updates coming!

Bane of my existence :)

Seriously. I did an all inclusive 7 day cruise for $1000. The deals you can find if you look are amazing. This “festival” sounded dumb anyway, blink 182 as a headliner? What year is it?

Orrrrr... fyre hidrant?

“Nobody knew that creating a music festival could be so complicated.”

I have been obsessively reading about this all day. The sheer magnitude of incompetence for this to go so poorly is absolutely mind-boggling. Like you either have to have a Trumpian level of hubris or TRY to not do anything.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

Just goes to show, the road to hell is paved with Goop intentions.

Facts:
• Multiple previous run-ins with the law regarding drinking and driving.
• Would not come out of his house when the police arrived. Instead waited until they returned at 1am with a warrant. The accident was around 8pm. The resulting blood test was then inconclusive.
• Beer containers were found in his truck.

He…

Beautiful composition in this photograph — all of the subdued tones: the dress, the makeup, the shoes, the marble, and then the slight shock of the neon orange nail polish against the slate tile. Very japonesque.