Jared from Subway?

Have you ever seen a piece of shit with a bigger bullseye on his back? Enjoy prison shithead.

To that end, the RFP stipulates that the American side be “aesthetically pleasing in color,”

Especially since lots of people get visas, come here legally, and then just overstay their time. Hard for a wall to prevent that.

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I’m sure the cartels will be more than willing to do it in order to move their product.

I’m hoping for some extremists to regularly blow parts of it up.

Anything that may curb new members is a step in the right direction. Fewer members = less income for the Church. I think when we see the sell off of their land/buildings/assets we’ll know the impact of the investigative journalism, documentaries, and docuseries we’ve seen over the last decade+.

This is good.

Some of their suits are (not kidding) Esther Williams and you can go to that site to get them. I have three and am saving one in case Esther’s company ever closes.

Such a huge bummer. As a plus-size clothes wearer, Modcloth has been of my go to’s because they have such cute products. I won’t continue to shop there if they’re owned by Walmart, though. I refuse to support a company that treats its employees so badly.

They are already off to a bad start.

I think he is actually using this fake rubber hand! It’s the exact same color.

For a 71 year old... his hands actually look great.

I think Trump has softer, daintier hands than I, a woman in her 30's, has. You can’t unsee it!

The “Complicit” sketch killed me. Time of death: “Sorry girl, you’re Billy Zane.” Also I choose to believe they picked the music specifically because it sounds eerily similar to that of the United safety video.

Trying to portray Johansson as wanting public attention will not end well for this dude. She is one of the most private celebs I’ve ever seen.

Flying sucks. My job used to be 50% travel (all coach) so I think I can say that. The fact that American, Delta, USAir, etc., act like you should feel fucking privileged to set foot on their flying influenza-buses just makes it worse. Southwest’s attitude of, “Yeah, we know this kinda sucks so we’re going to have…