That’s some solid Phil Jonesing right there.

Hockey Muslims sound like the name of Canadian band. They would have the most fanatical fan base.

“Credibility of gawker media”. Oh stop it

I wonder how many players in 2035 will be named Barkevious.

Welcome to Pauschwitz.

Those players should NOT be punished for theirr actions......it is not their fault. It is clearly due to the damage done by racism and slavery.

Ok, “weedandpussy”.

The capital O goes just above the squiggly line.

Tame for an “animal gets tortured” article. I said before that I think he was trying to put the animal out of its misery without shooting it 25-30 times with a .22. This story really is about Brunnell and either his poor storytelling skills or sick sense of humor... Or both. And I’ll never ever be a trophy hunter. And…

Wait, I think I follow you: so this story is like "Very Bad Things," only with a deer instead of a hooker, and Brett Favre doesn't end up killing all his friends and crippling his brother and being an amputee, and...wait.

He just seems like the most Russian Russian to ever Russia.

Are you a cop?

It doesn’t take a genius to recognize that it’s a self-effacing story of a country boy doing something wrong and instead of doing the right thing progressively doing dumber and dumber. If it’s in the telling (as Brunell stressed) why not benefit of the doubt. Obviously it’s what a dumb f’er I was and I kept doing…

This is a pretty tame story for some boys who grew up in the country. But I can see how some people might be shocked by it. As a hunter you want to make your kill as quickly as possible and use everything. I don’t take trophies. Just a personal preference. Hunting saves money and it feeds. It also keeps me grounded. I…

That's cool and all, but did he fix your air conditioner?

One time a guy who had to be in his 60s was working on my air conditioner and after he finishes we talk a little and somehow it comes up that he was pretty wild in his younger days. He proceeds to laughingly tell me about the time he thought he might have killed a Mexican outside a bar in the ‘70s because the guy…

This is the same man who cried about Tom Brady probably knowing that some footballs got fucked with.

<—Everyone in the comments right now.

...how’s that for descriptive?