No means no Ben, you’re not playing.

Counterpoint: it’s growing up in conditions exactly like this that leads to so many South African players looking like the ball is attached to a string when they finally play on a flat surface.

Lazy generalizations are cool when directed at the “whites”. All whites hate/fear Cam Newton, see it’s that easy at Gawker.

That’s totally true about those millionaires you are talking about. Can’t catch a break. Why else would a star QB and MVP candidate get more attention than a TE on a mediocre team.

Right? I mean, no way could a person of color operate a TV network geared toward their own race, or have colleges specifically for their own race, or a clothing line, or radio station, or fraternity, or sorority, or congressional groups, or night clubs, or a month celebrating their own history. That would be racist.

Retired bar stool Jim Tomsula is a Deadspin original and my favorite.

Because if you make sports too much like the government, then it’s not fun anymore.

“Vardy remains the top scorer in the EPL with 14 goals to his name, the majority of them coming in his record-breaking 11-match scoring streak which continued on Saturday.”

I’m sure this has been discussed on here before, but why is it that Americans like socialism in their sports (Salary Caps, Revenue Sharing, etc.) but not in government, but Europeans are the exact opposite?

Honest question - was there? I remember it being talked about a lot, but it seemed like most of it was “should this be a thing?” followed by “meh”. The hottest takes I saw were people saying they’d prefer he didn’t, but it wasn’t a huge deal.

At least he shot his load away from the ref, instead of on him.

Ditto here. Teenage dirtbiking accident riding down a gravel road at 25-30 mph. Bike slid out from underneath me, I landed on knees first, then hands. Had gloves on, so no issues with my hands, but nothing on my knees except jeans. The most excruciating pain in my life.

He stole that quote like it was in the seafood section of Publix.

Your friend’s sister’s cousin’s recently single best friend on Facebook agrees too.

Then where the fuck did Matt Millen get his draft advice?

It's only a matter of time before the Belichick AI becomes self-aware.

Remember when Americans were too chickenshit to go after the Saudis who financed 9/11 and instead teabagged the people of Iraq for 11 years?

It was the wrong decision, a stupid thing to do on the day after so many people had lost their lives in America.

But John Terry really is a cunt.