So everybody jumping on the Cruise hate train now, huh? I have actively hated Cruise since his 80's heyday. My hatred of Cruise actually ended friendships when my 2 BFF’s were obsessed with stupid Top Gun and I crapped all over their fun.

In fact, Variety reports that The Mummy, which brought in $18.7 million at the box office in China on Friday,

He’s 5' 7". It’s possibly the only place he’s considered big.

Camo jogging pants and a camo bra/sports bra thingy is not new. At all. How can you bite a design that already exists? I guess the court will make that determination. And for the sake of the designer I hope it goes well for her. But I don’t see any sort of original concept here.

You know what’s fun? Being stuck waiting for a shuttle in a dealership lobby with Fox News blaring on three screens. Here’s what I learned, in the 10 or so minutes I was stranded:

Way to bury the lede!!!!

Eh, I’m not mad at the Kardashians for being upset at Caitlyn here. Long before Caitlyn and Kris broke up, there were numerous things on for years about how Caitlyn (then Bruce) basically spent herself into near bankruptcy on stupid stuff. Even Caitlyn talked about this openly—- specifically how Kris basically saved…

The fact that this thread almost immediately turned into a discussion of how much better Jessica Simpson’s brand is than Ivanka’s shitty brand is probably something that would annoy the shit out of the Trumps. Well done people.

I just saw her shoes in Macy’s a few days ago. I was surprised and asked my aunt who confirmed that it was Nordstrom that had dropped her line. The stuff was very very basic so I’m not sure why she even bothers.

My first thought on hearing on par with Banana Republic and Ann Taylor was lol, I only see her stuff in my local TJ Maxx that has a liquor store attached to the front. I was in Nordstrom Rack yesterday and her shoes seemed to be the only ones not getting sold.

“Coincidentally, this is also my very mysterious response when people ask why I am going all the way over to the emptier downstairs bathroom”

That’s not fair- her clothes are standard- albeit boring— sweat shop quality, Ivanka’s own appearance was carefully crafted by skilled artisans and medical professionals- she’s bespoke.

This. She is Jessica Simpson minus the quality and fit. I bought a blazer of Ivanka’s a few years ago at Off Fifth and it fell apart on the second wearing.

I’ve seen Ivanka’s clothing on its own display at Lord & Taylor. When I saw it at the mall a few months ago, I was tempted to make a Snapchat and write, “NOOOOOO!!!”

As we know more about her, her brand looks more and more tacky. Tweeting about champagne popsicles on Memorial Day? Tacky. Photo of herself in a ballgown with her baby-faced huckster of a husband’s hand on her ass? Tacky. Daddy is tacky, Stepmommy is tacky, her ghost-written book is tacky. Setting herself up with an…

I frequently pick up Ivanka trump pieces at TJ Maxx when browsing through the racks. Most seem like very basic, boring middle-management wear that aren’t up to the level of Tahari or Calvin Klein. Her clothes are exactly like her – overly safe, basic, boring, and attempting to appeal to a too- broad demographic while…

I’ve only ever seen her stuff at places like Marshalls or TJ Maxx or on amazon. Before all this trump president fever dream nightmare, I sort of equated her brand as slightly down market than Jessica Simpson (I will admit to owning more than few Jessica Simpson dresses).

And, how many coal miners are going to buy Ivanka label pinky rings?

“My intentions was to have God kill me. I ran out of bullets,” he said. “Suicide by cop was my intention.”

Its georgous but over the top and not in a good way at the same time. I dont care for the rear. it looks like something a villain would drive in a superhero movie.