The cough prevention machine is sold by the Robitussin company

You can do essentially the same thing and make an old German dish called schmierkase or a Slavic one called hrudka (Easter cheese), although Easter cheese involves eggs as well as milk. My Mom used to make them both. Delicious.

Texas will depend on the success of voter registration drives among the Hispanic communities. Arizona is an easier flip.

Apparently, their definition of political correctness includes having to hide the fact you enjoy sexually assaulting women.

I’m more suspicious of her body guard showing up two minutes too late than I am of Kim faking this.

Genny Cream Ale taste like club soda. A little fizz, not much taste.

“discussing the lack of economic and social mobility in the United States”

A Robitussin injection system? ;)

Mars lacks a planet covering magnetic field. The Earth’s magnetic field protects the planet from solar storms and much of the radiation that the Sun puts out. That’s why we have an atmosphere and Mars doesn’t. Mars’ is periodically ripped away. You could warm up Mars, but you’ll always have issues with radiation…

I was playing in a basketball game in high school. One of the underwire sin my bra came loose and stabbed me in the side of my breast. I run to the sideline while play was still going on. My coach, a somewhat crabby old bachelor, started yelling at me to get back under the basket. I kept saying that my bra was…

If I do something that gets my legs or feet dirty, I’ll give them a good soaping up. If I haven’t gotten them dirty, I rinse them down purposely but the only get soapy from runoff when I’m doing my parts that need specific cleaning (face, tits, pits, crotch, hair). Works fine for me.

The Browns are trying to stir up a reason for another season of their reality show.

So, Assange is turning into a Breitbart editor essentially.

I'm a woman in my fifties. Too many long hours, a warm humid day, I've gotten lightheaded myself. It happens.

This young lady would get along well with Oliver Stone.

Baylor is talking to him at the county jail right now.

“Mt. SAC lineman Bernard Schirmer has been arrested after allegedly punching/KO’ing a ref during tonight’s football game vs. Ventura College.”

“Build more schools, hopefully for free.”

Schumer is way, way too repetitive. She has no imagination to speak of and instead falls back on the same sex topics again and again.

Dunham reminds me of a tween trying to be adult-cool, but of course she's a grown woman and theoretically should have matured emotionally.