I’m sorry, but I’m ok with calling it the Chinese Virus:

Christ how much did China have to pay for this news story?

I have hope - that because they ignore the reality of the pandemic - white supremacists will die preferentially compared to not evil people. That is change I can support.

I’d take a big shit right outside of Katie’s property line (it’s america! I can do what I want!), but I’m too busy being a responsible fucking person and staying the fuck home.

“Can you imagine being in one of the most acclaimed restaurants in the city and having your weekly paychecks cut in half?”

Eh, it’s a question of law that would have to be resolved prior to the prosecution of the case, which is something that a criminal defense attorney can always do so long as he does so early enough. Unfortunately, it’s been years since I’ve handled any kind of criminal matter, so the term of art for such a filing…

Fuck this shit. I’m done with the internets for the day. 

I’ve got to go to your shithole country for work in two months. I really don’t want to go. My boss doesn’t understand why I hate this trip every year. “Who wouldn’t enjoy a week in Florida in January?” (I live in Toronto). I hate going to the US. I hate going to Florida. A big reason is shit like this. Or a few years…

When it comes to defending fundamental rights, I’ll turn to the bulldog every time. All of the women at this clinic sound like raging badasses. They have to be for the sake of their patients. I’m glad that you and your sister were able to get the care you needed.

Thank you for this article. The Women’s Clinic saved my life when I was a teenager and miscarrying. My sister and I would’ve been off far worse had it not been for them.

Yeah, some how the Osteen thing is even grosser to me than him being buddy buddy with Trump. Cuz that means Kanye didn’t find Jesus, he found Je$u$. If you got any genuine belief inside then you should stay the hell away from the Prosperity Gospel scum.

This article’s a real emotional rollercoaster.

“He’s doing a prison concert!” — That’s good!
“But only playing Jesus is King” — That’s bad!
“He’s then performing for free!” — That’s good!
“At Joel Osteen’s megachurch!” — That’s bad!
“And scalpers are selling the tickets!” -- Can I go home now?

“Kanye West’s ongoing attempts to become his generation’s Johnny Cash” - go unplug your modem for a whole month just for putting those words in my brain.

Like this comment if you’d take Rogers over Brady

Thanksgiving Night Football game. Primetime TV.

I sure hope Art Blank will enjoy the sight of his beloved robot anus filled to the brim with Saints fans if he doesn’t shitcan Quinn sometime this week. The fanbase is over it. If there was anything resembling a change of pace, sure. But there hasn’t been. Every game follows the same script. I’m very, very sure the…

Joe Flacco sucks ass and has no room to complain.

Browns are gonna brown. We’re already hoarse from screaming and cursing and it’s not even half time. Do they know they can.. you know... just choose *not* to commit penalties?

A Red Sox fan criticizing another team’s fanbase would be like if Arby’s started doing restaurant reviews.

Darnold's ghosts are behind this somehow