I’m sorry, but I’m ok with calling it the Chinese Virus:

Christ how much did China have to pay for this news story?

I hope it kills him.
The “loss” of Mitch McConnell should be a national day of celebration.

I have hope - that because they ignore the reality of the pandemic - white supremacists will die preferentially compared to not evil people. That is change I can support.

I’d take a big shit right outside of Katie’s property line (it’s america! I can do what I want!), but I’m too busy being a responsible fucking person and staying the fuck home.

Like shit, he will best serve the world when worked into the topsoil. 

Keep in mind that Gingrich is the guy that impeached Bill Clinton for having an affair, while he himself was having an affair while his wife was dying from cancer.

I’d be the first to say “eat the rich”, but in the case of Gingrich, he looks rancid meat. I wouldn’t touch him with anyone’s 10 foot pole.

“Can you imagine being in one of the most acclaimed restaurants in the city and having your weekly paychecks cut in half?”

Eh, it’s a question of law that would have to be resolved prior to the prosecution of the case, which is something that a criminal defense attorney can always do so long as he does so early enough. Unfortunately, it’s been years since I’ve handled any kind of criminal matter, so the term of art for such a filing…

Fuck this shit. I’m done with the internets for the day. 

The copyright extension act never should have been extended in ‘98. We could be getting things from the 40's every year by now. Instead, we’re still in the frigging twenties after a near twenty year break on public domain entries. The initial incarnations of Mickey, Batman, Superman, Captain America and so on should…

A little anecdote about BP.

We all know that ‘BP’ at least used to stand for ‘British Persian’? They were the Brits who pushed Eisenhower into the CIA/Kermit Roosevelt deposing Iran’s first democratically elected Prime Minister - and put the Shah (who was willing to let BP extract oil for a pittance) back into power.

If there’s any group of lowlife degenerates that can make communism start to sound good, it’s vulture capitalists.

So the last vulture capitalists killed the company to reap millions for themselves and the new vulture capitalists are going to be using children to sell marketing data to firms.

If there’s any group of lowlife degenerates that can make communism start to sound good, it’s vulture capitalists.

I’ve got to go to your shithole country for work in two months. I really don’t want to go. My boss doesn’t understand why I hate this trip every year. “Who wouldn’t enjoy a week in Florida in January?” (I live in Toronto). I hate going to the US. I hate going to Florida. A big reason is shit like this. Or a few years…

Ugh. Ok well first you have to deal with deniers and assholes like Trump, so it seems fitting to post this here:

Social Media and big Data have sort of become a lot like an awesome party that we were told about for weeks by some of your friends. “Come on in, free food, free booze, plenty of hot girls and guys, and did I mention great music? It’s going to be so amazing, because now everyone will see how awesome everyone else is,…

This article’s a real emotional rollercoaster.

“He’s doing a prison concert!” — That’s good!
“But only playing Jesus is King” — That’s bad!
“He’s then performing for free!” — That’s good!
“At Joel Osteen’s megachurch!” — That’s bad!
“And scalpers are selling the tickets!” -- Can I go home now?