Comicbook.com reports that AT&T, for reasons inexplicably unknown, is looking to bring in a general manager “from the world of esports” to replace this lost editorial talent, indicating a grim prospect for the publisher, even as it continues to mine its decades of work for new film and TV properties.

Darksaber was pretty terrible.

Maybe now we can finally move onto something new, instead of dragging beloved old characters through the mud.

“I am all of the Sith!”

I never understood this idea that TLJ “gave the Force back” to everybody. I guess this is an unpopular opinion but as far back as the OT it was pretty clearly established that only a handful of people out of maybe quadrillions actually had the power to use the Force (maybe 10,000 Jedi at their peak?). So I guess even…

Damn. Rowling was really a Slytherin all along?

She was really impressed by the size of his lightsaber

Palpatine issued Order 69

I would probably watch that.

Not from a competent screenwriter.

It was probably something he just thought up on the spot when he was being called back in and he realized he would actually have to answer one of the mystery boxes he set up back in Force Awakens.

Um... a well thought out, crowd pleasing, sci-fi action epic?

“Maclunkey!”

This is why I don’t talk about TLJ with ANYONE. Preeeettty sure I’m not a racist/misogynist/Russian bot, but civil discourse over TLJ feels like it was never a possibility. People just want to rush to condemn.

“This is the way.”

“Helmet stays on when we fuck.”

Noooo we need a new Black Widow. She can get super soldier enhancements too and join up in Avengers 5 or whatever.

This is the way.

Well it was JJ who introduced the concept of them in a flashback, but then didn’t really do anything with them. RJ was too busy doing, um... other stuff.

I’m guessing they’ll be allowed to look menacing for all of one scene before Rey kills all of them with little ceremony.