To get the job you really need to be a great bullshit artist, like the people that give you advice about job interviews.

I find it amusing that they try to compensate for underpaying their female employees by overcharging their male customers.

And the victim train keeps on a rollin.

I can spend my money on movies or on recreational drugs. I usually go with the one that gives me the most bang for the buck.

These seconds really matter. Much like the ass-clowns that roar past me on the road so they can be the first ones to reach the next red light. I always wave to them when I drive up beside them a few seconds later.

Actually, God doesn’t give a fuck.

I guess the gay trend has become stale.

Dead Black Mommas Matter

You spend the eclipse reading outrage by SJWs instead so actually, you know, seeing the eclipse.

I think a reboot should blackwash the hero and have him being pulled over by white racist cops in every episode for driving while black.

“a flag exchange would be offered for those fans who wished to trade their Confederate flags in for new American ones.”

Nice job of blacksplaining that to me.

I always love me some people who try to tell the world that this type of slavery is not equal to that type of slavery because that type or slavery was ”completely different”, and besides the other guys were worse. Tell that to the slaves and see if you get any traction. This kind of bigoted racism is what we should be…

The only way to keep other planets pristine and not foul them up with Earthly life is to not go there.

If only Obama had signed an executive order to have all wypipo rounded up into camps and then gassed the world would be a much better place.

tl;dr: All white people are racists.

If it’s shit why would they want it?

That’s nothing. In France they get 360 paid vacation days a year.

They guys were not “men”, they were teenagers, just kids. I’m sure that they didn’t have the maturity to understand what it was that they were doing, so they should be let off with a stern warning.

If you don’t pick a side then you’re just as resposible for the outcome as people who don’t vote.