I want to see a sequel where Laurie Strode became unhinged at the end of the original but kept it deep inside for all these years. Michael Myers is then released after being deemed “cured” by mental health experts and a upwelling of support from celebrities. The sequel then goes on with their roles switched and…

So for $107 a day how many people are you giving your money to? Or do you just like giving away money that isn’t yours?

This article really begs for more pictures.

I thought gays could write wittier stuff than this.

I could care less about not caring less.

I’m surprised that the racist white cop didn’t have his gun out and shot her thinking her cellphone was a gun.

Is this guy an idiot? It sure looks like a D to me.

You sure that isn’t “dark matter”?

I’m not saying it was racism...

Can’t they just replace it with a Chinese knockoff? Or is Chinese toilet tech so far behind the US?

Use of the f-bomb is NEVER an anomaly you potty-mouth.

I sorry, but one thing you learn in IT is that you never make just one backup.

So I gotta ask the obvious question. If you’ve got fifty pounds of boobs hanging around your navel why not get those suckers reduced through the magic of plastic surgery? Or is it that getting them reduced makes all the other fat look fatter?

Or sports in general. People actually pay to watch millionaires play games.

I love that even his super strength isn’t enough to overcome the battle of the bulge.

I hear that J J Abrams is looking to do a reboot, with extra lens flare.

I’m stunned at the racism in most of these comments.

But..but...but.. white people can’t possiblibly imagine what it’s like to be black or write a believable black character because they’re not black and haven’t had the “black experience”. Or so I’ve heard from other black people.

Why is it that terrorists and mass killers all buy iPhones?

“despite their ability to FRIGGIN WALK OUTSIDE!”