Don’t mind me, I’m just going to sit here and enjoy all the confused outrage in the grays.

This explanation has helped me explain to fellow white people why they can’t say the N-word:

You don’t deserve the good stuff..

For everyone so in love with basketball that they feel the need to lionize Kobe...here you go.

Damn this is beautiful and shows how to be a real parent.

When the checks stop coming. Bitch ass had nan to say until the head of CBS News came out against him which is owned by Viacom who owns VH1 which run his show with Stewart. He pretends that he didn’t say what he said.

I have my issues with Oprah but I’m sorry who did she drug, hold hostage, sexually assault or was accused of sexually assaulting? False equivalency , do better.

What really strikes me about that photo is how bloated Trump looks. That is not a healthy looking man. I hope Satan calls his boy home soon. #NaturalCauses2020

You with your babbling judgmental hot take have no idea what that family is doing. They will handle their business, leaving you time and space to mind yours. 

A “pastor” has joy in his heart when his 14 year old son said “fuck Applebees”.

He looks so cute, peacocking in that bright-as-hell yellow. I just want to tweak his homosexually protruding man-nipples. 

Pastor Troy, hometown celeb. Closest he’s come to having a hit was on the soundtrack of xXx....back in what, 2000sum’n ? I honestly thought dude was dead off lean or something like that.

Not sure what made me laugh harder, the line about “some punks kissing and laughing eating mozzarella sticks,” or the idea that his wardrobe is what’s keeping Pastor Troy from winning a Grammy.

Pastor Troy? The 20th Century slipped up and let a slug escape from the used crack pipe of mediocrity. Man, go sit your Country Time Lemonade sipping ass down somewhere with that tired ass homophobic Negro bullshit.

I’m also tired of people specifying black. What I mean is “I was talking to this *black* dude...” or “I used to date this *black* chick...” or “This cute little *black* kid...”

That young man is in a real twist. Attending Barbers High School with long hair is just asking for trouble. They need to cut him some slack; he’s just a hair’s breadth away from graduation.

You’re not helping.

Literally found out what the hell “The Year of the Return” was 2 weeks ago... and I’m mad as hell too.. but trust I’ll be returning to Mother Africa via Ghana for “The Year of the Return” 2020.

Somehow I had no clue this was happening then I wake up one day and everyone was either in Ghana or talking about whats going on there. Wouldn’t have been able to go anyways but damn y’all way to leave me out.

Who?