Welcome to bloody red Tarrant County. I’m aghast, but not surprised. That’s why I’m trying to get my baby out of this messy state.

You know people were walking around the office Monday with that “I gotta booboo” feeling you used to get at school when you knew you were going to get your ass beat when you got home.

This dude’s barrel roll will never not be funny. What really makes it special is the coy little peek of his white athletic socks.
Ole boy was/is a douche, but that gif is comedy gold.

I enjoyed your dissertation until you got to the Rat King. I thought it was just a Rodent of Unusual Size (ROUS) and was satisfied with that. Then you had to link to an explanation. Now I will hate you for the rest of my life.

Okay but Five Guys is amazing!

Right?! Whataburger is where it’s at. I liked the burger well enough from In ‘N Out, but those fries? The ones that were supposedly fresh made? Just. Awful.

LMAO, that’s fair!

You lost me at In n’ Out. Maybe it’s because I’m in Texas, but it was just so-so and the fries are AWFUL.
*ducks*

The photo accompanying this article should have a NSFW NSFL warning attached to it.

Holy fook, that is a mess!

I will be using “clenched, upset ass” in real life going forward.

LOL!

Boom. Right in the feels for my teenage years. Sigh...

That was the FIRST thing I noticed. Why is it green doe?

I’m sure Mad Dog can defend him or herself, but I think the reason they said it was fucked is because the ones you usually hear about railing against SJWs are the alt-reich and those lovely Libertarians who are alt-reich adjacent. 

LOL, you’re forgiven for the Al “Four Touchdowns in One Game” Bundy reference.
I’m not old: I’m well-seasoned.

...mid 40's is old? :(

Right?!

I’m just here trying to find out what they did to ole boy in the five minutes or so he’s been in jail for him to look this rough.

I recognized Kushner immediately from his turn as the fake boy in the 2016 horror flick “The Boy.”