“I’m gay!”

It's Engineer Cody's triumphant return.

This frees Andrew Luck to now pursue his true calling - streaming himself playing SimCity on Twitch

Thank you. I withdraw my troops suggestion.

They’re going to keep releasing laws under his name for the next several years, working from his old studio material.

“the cow shall be put to death”

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This is a great list, but most of the numbers are wrong, wrong, wrong.

No clown Tetris, the clownputer doesn’t have any games.

It’s crazy to me. The phone calls just don’t MATCH where Adnan was at the time of the calls. He says he was with friends; then there’s the BestBuy phone box that’s no longer there. And what about the parking lot across the street! Now the legal system is getting over-involved. Like I don’t even personally know any of…

I like how the commentariat here doesn’t know whether to bash an outspoken feminist or the Kardashians. It’s like too big a buffet to handle

This is awesome.

Actually, in book 1 of The Bond Cycle, Fleming describes James as “looking much like the alien from E.T. The Extraterrestrial, in the part where he’s sick and dying on the bathroom floor.”

“Back then dad didn’t want me. Now I’m hot dad’s all on me.”

Who?

Who? Mike Jones. Who?

Better change your password before your wife logs in a leaves another lame ass comment like this one.

“Sanada has always seen it as his duty to be both actor and cultural ambassador for his country.”

Fred Schneider: “Friday’s excitement / Some Mueller in-DICT-ments!”

Sounds like McEntee should prepare for a Civil ConFLiCT.