What is it with Republicans and their incredibly punch-friendly faces?

They’ll just segue back into rampant anti-Semitism.

He simply cannot stand to not be the center of attention. Everyone in the GOP and his admin steps up to defend him and he just has to have the last word and has to show he thinks he can do whatever the fuck he wants.

I’m glad this was stopped but we’re being naive if we think this will play out the same at schools staffed and administered by racists.

Wait does that pitch deck really try and position Fuck Jerry as a digital marketing savant and not some idiot who reposts shitty memes?

As a purely amateur tweetologist, a quick glance at the frequency and all over the place-ness of those tweets makes me conclude we’re all fucked.

Hahahahahaha ok dude. I’m in Yakima (and occasionally Spokane) a bunch and I’m not sure what is happening there that has you so bent out of shape.

For just a second, can I be blunt? Go fuck yourself Bernie.

...And Muslims, and black folk and brown folk and Jews and anyone not old, white and French.

That’s two really orange old impotent dick weeds right there.

I wonder if Chaffetz’s wife and kids will encourage him to stick with it. Afterall, I’m pretty sure his ‘personal reasons’ are that he’s a nasty walking bag of dicks.

My first visit to the US was in 2000 and I landed at LAX and came out to wait for a friend. While standing there a young man with a Scottish accent approached me and said “hello, are you...Oh, ah no. Sorry”.

(answering as a Brit whose uncle was briefly in the TA).

I can’t even wrap my head around what the possible end game is for a dude like this? A sudden influx of cash and gifts and vineyards from BIG FOSSIL FUELS? Do they need a borderline demented old weirdo to do their bidding? Are they in such a bad state?! SAD!

Plus all the Russia stuff is hotting up and it’s only a matter of time until one of these fucks turns state witness and it all falls

Well, we all know women are just the laziest things around. And this just justly punishes them for having babies (that some might not have even wanted). OH WAIT WHAT.

There is so much I will never ever agree with Mensch on but for this I doff my cap to her. She’s been on fire for 6+ months.

I call foul on the excessive use of intelligence and Devin Nunes in sentences together.

Somewhere (most likely sitting on the toilet) Donald Trump is praying to the ghost of Roy Cohn that pretty pretty please let the US have some of that terrorist action. Pleassssse.

On behalf of the entire world, can I ask that we don’t put the future of said world in the hands of an old, tired oil exec called Rex?