Except no one who bought a TDI is going to buy a fucking Chevy as their real vehicle.

Why hire when you can buy a yacht?

The fact that they called themselves “Nikola” because Tesla was already taken really says it all.

Damn autopil— Oh.

If I’m the Australian Olympic Committee, I’d just take all my athletes home already, or put them up in the swanky hotels in Rio, not this shitfuck village they built on top of a favella.

We all everybody.

but considering the vehicle and personally coming from the great state of Texas—where any speed limit under 75 mph feels slow

I expect the first accident in an ICE car in a similar situation to get basically zero scrutiny on Jalopnik, or elsewhere. This has far less to do with autonomy than it does with Teslas being EV’s.

Totally deliberate because of the server load.

“Nikolai! American citizens will be healthy and fit, Russian citizens linger unhappily in apartments getting fat on borscht and vodka!”

If they don’t want people using Poke Radar and such, they need to fix the three step bug they introduced when they fixed the crashes. They haven’t even acknowledged it outside of their Comiccon panel.

Still wondering about the rest of us whose resale value sank simply because they were also VW cars. My GTI took a $2.5K hit in KBB resale value over the weekend the news broke.

Meanwhile, Tesla has spent, in total, probably the cost of this commercial including writing, approvals, filming, producing and distribution costs.

Accidents caused by people playing Pokemon Go: Several

The Model X already has an option for hitch.

What if people start canceling their Model 3 orders?

I’m not saying she’s lying about why she did it, just that she maybe omit that detail. “I tried it in my youth, it wasn’t for me” is sufficient.

(at the time, it was definitely because I enjoyed the attention I got from guys through it; used to be a massive attention-seeker at 15 years of age)

I know that Pokémon Go doesn’t track steps based on the physical jostling of a walker or runner’s body movement, the way many pedometers do.

Her and Rosario Dawson.