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11/9/16

You didn’t even vote yesterday, you fuckhorse.

11/9/16

No they don’t. Go assuage your guilt somewhere else.

11/9/16

Yes, by all means, just blame white people for going out and voting. Scores of black people didn’t vote this time? Here are a thousand excuses and conspiracies that make it anybody’s fault but theirs. Trump thanks you for keeping the kid gloves on when dealing with minorities, but if we’re going to treat everyone as…

11/7/16

Google’s software has nosedived so hard that there’s no reason to use it if you don’t like Google’s creepiness. I’ve never seen a more confused company in terms of everything from interface design to general roadmap, and no matter the service, competition has caught and surpassed it while it’s tumbled downhill.

10/9/16

You fanboy white knights are hilarious.

10/4/16

T R I G G E R E D

10/4/16

T R I G G E R E D

10/1/16

Gizmodo today is so shitty, it makes me miss the absolutely shitty Gizmodo of early this year. You didn’t make anyone quit Twitter, snowflake, but I’m guessing you did compel a few people to stop coming here.

9/26/16

FUCK YOU EVIL GOOGLOR

9/26/16

Yeah I want sweet features like boxes all over the place and random restarts to update the OS while I’m working

9/26/16

So you haven’t updated your Mac since 2010 and then you all “Using this Mac is like being in 2010" and you can’t figure out what is wrong with this picture

So you haven’t updated your Mac since 2010 and then you all “Using this Mac is like being in 2010" and you can’t…

9/24/16

“I’m thiiiiiiiiiis fat”

9/24/16

Daaaaaaaaaaamn a mom joke spotted in 2016

9/23/16

Oh shit son, didn’t realize I was in the presence of a master

9/22/16

OH DAMN SON YOU SAFE SPACED ME

9/22/16

It’s not heavy

9/22/16

How does it feel to make history

9/22/16

Wow you’re so evolved say hi to your third dick for me

9/22/16

No one has ever asked you this ever come on bro

9/22/16

Do you eat trash