You didn’t even vote yesterday, you fuckhorse.
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No they don’t. Go assuage your guilt somewhere else.
Yes, by all means, just blame white people for going out and voting. Scores of black people didn’t vote this time? Here are a thousand excuses and conspiracies that make it anybody’s fault but theirs. Trump thanks you for keeping the kid gloves on when dealing with minorities, but if we’re going to treat everyone as…
FUCK YOU EVIL GOOGLOR
Yeah I want sweet features like boxes all over the place and random restarts to update the OS while I’m working
Yeah I want sweet features like boxes all over the place and random restarts to update the OS while I’m working
So you haven’t updated your Mac since 2010 and then you all “Using this Mac is like being in 2010" and you can’t figure out what is wrong with this picture
So you haven’t updated your Mac since 2010 and then you all “Using this Mac is like being in 2010" and you can’t…
“I’m thiiiiiiiiiis fat”
“I’m thiiiiiiiiiis fat”
Daaaaaaaaaaamn a mom joke spotted in 2016
Daaaaaaaaaaamn a mom joke spotted in 2016
Oh shit son, didn’t realize I was in the presence of a master
Oh shit son, didn’t realize I was in the presence of a master
OH DAMN SON YOU SAFE SPACED ME
OH DAMN SON YOU SAFE SPACED ME
It’s not heavy
It’s not heavy
How does it feel to make history
How does it feel to make history
Wow you’re so evolved say hi to your third dick for me
Wow you’re so evolved say hi to your third dick for me
No one has ever asked you this ever come on bro
No one has ever asked you this ever come on bro
Do you eat trash
Do you eat trash
THIS IS LIVING ON THE EDGE
THIS IS LIVING ON THE EDGE
Up your bunt too
Up your bunt too
You’re a fucking bear you don’t use laptops
You’re a fucking bear you don’t use laptops
No one read this small book, fatto nerdo
No one read this small book, fatto nerdo
You’re a fat nerd
You’re a fat nerd