That’s a bit of a role reversal. Usually it's a dick running his Ford into a fire hydrant. Either way you’re probably looking at a bumper with a little crack in it.

You should totally win this dude!

As long as this isn't some horrible ruse - I'd totally want this to happen for you (and your girlfriend)!

This is my girlfriend's car:

While this is a neat mashup, nowadays it's little more than a parlor trick. But when Michael Jackson did face morphing in his Black or White video, it was truly groundbreaking, newsworthy technology. People tend to forget that.

It's a good thing most Chrysler Co dealerships sell everything under the corporate banner, because it'd be really rough to be trying to decide between several of their cars and having to drive to a different dealership for each one. [Customer] "I just won $100K in the lottery, and I need a truck, my wife wants a newer…

What the ever-loving fuck is wrong with people? "Minor damages"? They basically ripped her house apart. The second you start putting holes in a wall, and not in the hooks-for-artwork way, you have gone beyond "minor damages." Grow up, you 20-something financial/fashion assholes.

"will be sat at home"?

Still not the worst Jeffery Jones mug shot photo.

The thought process here is so messed up... Someone needs to tell this man that if his gay employee wears a tutu to work, the problem is his outfit and not the fact that he's gay.

It's Russell Brand, I don't think the cheating card is going to be worth that much.

These three cars are somewhat hard to compare. My personal choice would be the 964, even though it's just an emotional choice which is not backed by any facts.