Since this is all very Smiths-y, I’d point out “Let me get what I want” seems like an obvious reference to lyrics in The Smiths “Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want.”

This was filmed in Portland. As far as I recall, the couple were involved in a theater troupe, and these people participating are many of their theater friends. As much as I dislike public proposals, this one was touching and adorable, imo. Also, although it is technically “public,” (I mean, it was done outside and…

Why just the mom?

Pretty sure that still counts as a war crime.

I would actually tip extra to have an awesome cut/color/whatever in the quiet chair. I feel a little awkward being fussed over anyway, and I’m not one for idle chit-chat with semi-strangers. Not in a mean way, it’s just I prefer quiet time. In fact, I want a quiet chair option for almost all social situations. A quiet…

I love you for that comment.

How do people survive camping in the wild, surrounded by plants? Or living in a cabin or yurt or whatever? Or is the theory you must be in an enclosed space? I’m sorry,but I’m adding this one to the Korean fan death school of thought.

This commercial doesn’t even register rage with me because swear to god, I have seen the most (otherwise) well-balanced adults go insane “helping” their kids with homework and school projects. I sorta get it? Kids are sometimes overloaded with homework, parents want to stop the kids’ whining (and also have them do…

Right? Train. Wreck.

I recently saw this cringefest. Someone outside his entourage needs to punch him in the throat every time he uses his version of “black voice.”

It...it’s a Big Gulp.

That is some fabulous combat hair. The Romans invented dry shampoo and back-combing? Huh.

I am thinking I won’t get much lounging done, if I play my cards right while wearing this.

*boom chicka mow wow*

Totally scored this slip.

My work here is done.

The Pennsatucky is strong in this one.

BRB. Changing my name to MyrnaMinxHadALimeFiasco.

Camille. Her denial of everything is going to have to crack at some point. Right?

Huh. Did not expect circumsized.

On behalf of Wisconsin, I apologize for the grossness we have unleasehed upon the nation.

(At least we don’t say “Reesies.”)

I hate that I love you right now.