I am in love with this dress, but I don’t plan to get married any time soon. I don’t think it would be too much to just wear this at my desk when I work from home, though. I’m declaring it the New Miss Havisham look for me.

Is it just the way the model is standing and the angle of this shot, or is this dress purposely uneven in the boobage area? The right shoulder-flower looks lower, and it looks like there is more material on that side. I think. Or am I seeing things? Totally possible I am hallucinating because I have not had coffee yet…

Take me with you?

I haven't even started reading yet. I'm so freakin' excited about this article, though.

I was expecting children between 5 and 12 years-old with their families at my reception, so I went to the Dollar Store and bought maybe $25 worth of crayons, dolls, books, coloring books, pocket games, stuff like that. Just put them in a basket, let the kids choose and play. Of course, they could keep whatever they…

"As Greeks (and this country's number one scapegoat)..."

Relevant username for the Recluse Challenge for IBS Challenge. You have successfully raised my awareness about how to artfully dodge humanity. Oh, and IBS. And how to be reclusive.

Now I want pizza.

I like my men like I like my coffee...venti, dark, and light room for cream.*

*This is not sexual harassment. It's serious coffee talk. #racetogether

Yeah, I dunno. Frankly, I didn't know about any of this, and I wasn't sure who Paul Walker even was until I followed that link. I defer to whoever has the best links. :)

Huh. The article (RedWriter) linked to below said he was 40 and she was 17 when they started "dating." Blurgh.

I just came here to say this was the most graceful trip over a ballgown in the history of tripping over ballgown hems. The lines of her shoulder look like a Rodin sculpture as she collapsed into a poised pose, her immediate reaction was endearing and natural, and her dress draped perfectly.

When I trip on the stairs,…

Wow! Elegance personified. Love, love, love this whole look. Work it.

Right? Xofit'swaytoocoldland and LadyCoffeeSoul = The new Cagney and Lacey.

From King of /pol/:
"This is conflicting for me. As a psych specialist id say hes clearly insane, flipping a car for YT is crazy BUT his sketchy 1/2."

What are this guy's credentials other than gamer and podcast host? Because he is calling himself a "psych specialist" which means...what? He plays video games and thinks…

He just...he just looks like a thought has never bounced around in his brain.

I don't know squat about him, so maybe he's freakin' Einstein. But this picture. Oy.

Is this real dialogue? This exchange is baffling me on so many levels.

The first level is: How the fuck did this dialogue get approved and then HIGHLIGHTED AS PART OF A COMMERCIAL?

Aaaaaaaaaaand a Facebook friend just posted this seconds ago: http://www.safeminds.org/blog/2015/01/2…

Now I have to un-friend him because I will not be part of this shitshow, even passively. Ugh.

"...the special avatar of your parents' entitlement that you are..."

LOVE that phrase. +100000.

Well, I'm in the greys, too. I don't even care any more. I just think of the Groucho Marx line, "I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member."

Grays rule, others drool. Etc.

My mother's favorite shade is, "You look nice."

This is code for, "I can see you are trying and maybe wearing lipstick and no one can see your tattoos in that outfit. I won't call you 'pretty,' because I couldn't possibly be that maternal and supportive. This is the best I can do."