50. Udon Noodles

If your dick looks like udon noodles, you have bigger problems than showing up on this list.

I sort of love this.

If Katie and Rich don't take this challenge WITH A DOLL, then my own faith in the Gawker empire will be shattered.

+100000 for research and evidence to back your post. Also, good job licensing "catfrogging" asap. You go, Glen Coco.

Came here to post something similar. #nevernudesunite

I have no problem changing my name to Cherries Waffles. The "tennis" part is just overkill.

Best flounce gif of all time. All time.

I actually turned into Grumpy Cat while watching this video during the opening take on the beginning of the original song. Like, I actually have whiskers now and a permanently grumpy face.

Over the years I have consistently loved her collections more than any other designer. It will take more than this story to make me talk smack about her. #teamherrera

How STUPID and TERRIBLE are the people who made the decision to send a child home from school (THEIR FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL, EVER) because the child's hair is "too long"?

Who, as an educator and/or administrator, could defend that? Please. I seriously want to hear that line of thinking. And fwiw, I have a PhD in…

Heyyyyyyyyy. That news goon is trying to fat shame Patrick, dammit. "Fat Pat," indeed. Booooooooooo.
#teampatwombat

I am conflicted about Mr. Goldblum.

Yep. That example works for me. :)

Please tell me that is Lulu in your profile pic.

YOU GUYS. I called the age/fertility thing earlier today:

I am about her age, and I know I could be in the menopause zone any day now. I mean, the age it starts varies with women, but it is certainly a possibility at this age-ish. I wonder when they'll stop harassing her? Will she have to come out and say "My hot flashes tell me I am not pregnant. Can we make up some other…

Panda (brand) cheese commercials. ;)

Don't hate the panda. Hate the game.

THIS GRANDMA IS A PISTOL. Any other kid, and I'd say this was a TERRIBLE thing, to prank your grandma. If you watch the videos posted here, though, you get the feeling this guy gets his humor straight from grams. I LOVE THEM. They are so adorable together. He has like a bit of a Jim Parsons thing happening and she is…