Milk Duds, Whoppers, and Junior Mints are three of the best candies, ever. Pinkham, I question your judgment. I am judging your judgment. I'M JUDGING YOU, PINKHAM.

Trying to imagine what a "sexually suggestive" tooth image might be. Text that said "I promise not to bite down"? Too long?

I like your brain.

I just personally felt "meh" toward him and his work that I've seen until he testified before Congress about the need for Alzeimer's research...and then also called them out on the low attendance for his speech while (some) committee members still posed for photo opps with him, positioning themselves via PR as if…

I'm starting to really like Seth Rogen. Up is down, down is up, I don't understand what's happening in my head any more. WHO AM I?

She nailed the regal pose appropriate for this dress and 'do.

I wish her hair was up. This look seems very pageant-y to me.

I love this gown and she looks very happy to be at Cannes and wearing this confection. BUT...I don't think black is doing her any favors. And I lovelovelove black and would wear the fuck out of this dress. I just think Ms. Kapoor would do better in another color.

Awww yeah, Henry V. Thanks!

Woohoo! Thanks! :)

Ok, Jezzies, I need your collective superpowers. I am going to remain vague on details, but please send me good vibes to get an interview for a position I applied for recently. Ok, actually two separate jobs I covet and applied for recently. I'm seeking a tenure-track assistant professor position in a saturated…

I would be impressed if they emulated Kermit and Miss Piggy.

Seconding the Elnett and heated rollers. My hair is very curly in some places, wavy in others. After years of fighting it, I've finally determined washing it only a couple times a week with a sulphate-free shampoo followed by a light conditioner is the ticket to avoid frizz (this is less frequent washing than I used…

I have no experience with creepy peeping neighbors, but I do think I'd file at least a police report/complaint so the jerk is on notice and his harassment is documented.

Thank you. I wouldn't be here in this moment with you all without the giftastic "Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed" movie.

I remember being more than ok with shoulder pads in the 80s because I am naturally narrow-shouldered and narrow-hipped. With shoulder pads and the right clothes (like the awesome combo of oversized shirt and stirrup pants) I could achieve the coveted 80s upside-down pyramid shape. In fact, I bought sets of shoulder…

I really want a gif of Drunk Reese saying "Day-la-vagg-nee." However, I'm too lazy to make one. O Interwebz, please make this happen! xo, Myrna