THANK YOU, LINDY. I saw this pop up about 340749387 times on my Facebook feed yesterday. The first time I saw it, I thought "Let me guess, it's about moms." Derp. Ok, I didn't watch it because I felt like this was not going to "blow my mind" as promised. I feel vindicated in my superiority. (Just kidding. No I'm not.…

YOU GUYSES.

My SO's mom gave me a scarf from there. She meant well, and it's gray, a color I wear. I just don't like it. And how can you not like a scarf? It's just a big hangy piece of material, right? Something about it isn't me, though.

Whoa. I'm childless and divorced and a 40-something and that's not my style.

Newport News! I actually bought clothes out of that and the quality wasn't horrible, but I cannot remember a single isolated piece of what I bought. I think they probably looked better in the catalog?

Oooooh! Alternative Arty girl stole your moment!

Stay strong! We should begin a support group for the un-languishables.

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In 1986 or so, I coveted a black, snug, very basic and plain Betsey Johnson dress for junior prom. It was really more of a knee-length cocktail dress, but I thought it was the most elegant thing, ever. It cost about $100, and my mom wouldn't ante up for it (and even though I worked part-time, I didn't have enough…

Our neighbor has one he "restored," too. Of course....we're in Portland, OR....

Was this trip sponsored by Airstream? Or is it just a hipster buzzword? Because Wiegand seems to be dropping it at every opportunity.

Scarlett Johansson is one of those people where the more they talk and I read their quotes, the less I like the face they present to me/the public. Of course, by inference, then I feel like she isn't someone I'd find likable if I met her (har, like that will happen). But she hasn't entered my personal Tom Cruise/Woody…

I, for one, love the Buscemi tattoo.

I'll give her this one. She's dead embarrassed.

Thanks! A friend once sent me a link to this magical beast. So far, I've been resisting because my current keyboard is fairly new. I expect after another spill or two, I'll be in the market for the liquid-repellent keyboard.

The only place I routinely spill anything is coffee over my keyboard and whatever is on my desk. Instead of learning to be more graceful or be careful with my beverages, I think I just need an absorbent sponge desktop.

January Jones has beautiful eyes. Yes, amazing bone structure, too. But I've always thought her eyes are gorgeous.

Good on Georgia Tech for dealing with this appropriately. I don't know anything about how frats and sororities work, but I hope that even at the national level, PKT makes a statement denouncing this chapter's behaviors. Can they officially prevent all Georgia Tech members of this chapter from joining other chapters…

Someone in my hometown boarded a public bus, doused the first several rows with gasoline and set everything on fire (this was years ago) — as I recall, a random act of a mentally ill person, not a particular vendetta against any one person. I remember at least one bus passenger survivor lived, but with extensive 3rd…

I have never in my life gone to a corporate Twitter or Facebook page to leave feedback of any kind, but I'm about to do so...and tell Honey Maid they did a good thing.