In the coming days people will be looking for someone to blame, the pollsters, the strident feminists, the Democratic Party, a vengeful god, but once you dust for finger prints, it’s pretty clear who ruined America—white people. I guess, ruining Brooklyn was just a dry run. The caucasian nation turned up in droves to…

Nothing selective about it. Nice try. Jezebel is trying to build one person up at the expense of the other person. And because you have an issue with that person, it’s a ok with you. Looks like your the selective one. I point out double standards wherever I see them.

Plus which, buttered noodles are delicious.

I don’t normally comment, but I felt the need to point out the hypocrisy of this article. I’m all for pointing out if a women is being body shamed, for whatever reason, but to call a white, non curvy, white, blonde, blue eyed girl a “ walking bowl of buttered noodles” is absolutely doing the SAME DAMN THING.

Eh...I’m slightly more inclined to believe Hough meant it the way she says because that dance was terrible and uncomfortable to watch.

Caitlyn Jenner can go fuck herself.

you say potatoe

“It was a compliment!”

“You’re prettier when you smile.”

Followed by, “you’re fat/ugly/stupid/drama queen/a cunt/SJW/the real racist,” for calling out their BS.

“Calm down.”

While I consider Gigi Hadid beautiful, she and her friend Kendall Jenner have nothing to do with high fashion.

“Don’t be over-dramatic”

Why won’t someone buy that man a thesaurus?

All the stars for “Douche Whisperer”.

“No, she would never say that. She loves me and knows I have a very large, tremendous penis.”

The problem with that is then we have to hear him talk about how fantastic his penis is and WE DO NOT WANT THAT.

“Your daughter told me that you have a very small penis”

I hear pigeons can be trained to understand simple words.

All female journalists should band together and constantly question his wealth and virility from now until the election. His head would explode Scanners-style.