They can find his dad?

+2.54

Gase improved the Dolphins twice: when he got fired, and when he joined the Jets.

Do a quick egg wash like french toast. Start by cooking the bottom and then the top. The egg will help form a crust and allow the cheese to melt appropriately 

As Arturo said, put the lid of the frypan on or a saucepan lid over the top. It keeps the heat in, heats the toppings and melts the cheese.

“If you wanted chicken you should have gone somewhere good, you piece of shit” is how I end all of my emails.

Can a Bay Area native please explain to me why Santa Clara is such a terrible location? I get that it’s far from the San Francisco city center, but geographically it seems to make sense if I am correct in assuming that most the 9ers fans live south of the peninsula, while Raiders fans live in the northern part of the…

“You have to get more into my body.”

shout out to the REAL MVP the rich mf’er who had season tickets to the 2 seats i sat in every game and only showed up to like 4 games the entire season

Even a cold dog would be better

I think I'd rather have a hot dog than Flacco

I am freaking the fuck out

Sounds like you sat on it for too long.

Yet is says “Since a list of 200-plus apps would be too long for us to include, we’re instead recommending that readers use this diagnostic tool from Lookout to check for the presence of BeiTaAd on their Android devices. If the test comes back positive, follow Lookout’s instructions for how to begin removing the…

Stick to sports.

Woody. That tongue action.

Despite there being an actual Salute Your Shorts about___

I’m just going to give you a star for this comment to hopefully dig you out of the grays and let others see how tightly you clutch your pearls. 

Since then, Pelosi has repeatedly taken jabs at Ocasio-Cortez, once saying that a “glass of water” could have won in her progressive district.

I seriously doubt that. How would a domesticated ruminant animal with a thick woolly coat and curving horns even get the internet?