That’s the joke. Play it again with the mental image.

36 inch inseam if you’re five-three means it has more ass to travel to get there.

I believe that’s litotes, not hyperbole.

The example you use for unwarranted praise is LeBron?

Possibly victim of addiction. Separately, he is an asshole.

The fucked up part is I’ve had it and it’s good.

Pretty sure that somebody who’s never heard of a cash only place has never eaten at a restaurant that doesn’t share a parking lot with a mall.

Yeah, cuz that’s what we’re talking about.

Literally nobody cares, it was a lazy joke in the comments section of a sports blog.

If I had to put money on whether all white members of a southern lacrosse team were racist, it wouldn’t be a difficult decision.

I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS.

City hall is apparently like next door. They’re not actually protesting the arena.

Am I in the upside down or something? (sorry, was abroad for a while, catching up)  

Nah, this backfires. The population “drops” in urban areas but only among nonvoters, so it pushes liberal votes into suburbs.

Yeah, hypertrophic = big growth.

I am too.

People are gonna miss this one and it’s a shame. But hey, you do you. Clam it up.

I honestly had no idea. Fuck everything.

Jesus fuck.

This has precedent. Chinese police have billed family members of protesters for blood stains left on their uniforms.