I honestly had no idea. Fuck everything.

Jesus fuck.

This has precedent. Chinese police have billed family members of protesters for blood stains left on their uniforms.

If you’re in a jokey mood then why are you yelling though?

Sounds to me like he should have just ponied up.

Sorry, my attempt at sarcasm failed horribly; was trying to get at a joke about how nobody outside of the Bay Area can remember a time where the 49ers mattered. Was partially phone-kinja’d but mostly just shit execution on my part.

Literally impossible for anyone east of the 580 to know what the meaning of this is.

The leg was clearly the variable in this situation.

A thorough review of the comments reveals that misogynists are generally incapable of having sex while standing up.

Shocked you made it all the way to #4 to assure all of us that it’s big. Thanks man. That had a lot to do with the size of someone else’s finger.

How long is the delay, and how pizza is the barf?

They do that to mask stains. Gross, I know.

This might be my favorite option. It also keeps great teams with a couple injuries from getting a top pick and becoming untouchable.

That sounds interesting at first, but is that the percentage of people who played in the G-league, but not college or internationally?

Don’t worry, a character dying in an episode of The Walking Dead has, truly, no impact on whether the character is alive or dead in The Walking Dead.

He’s just showing off that he could get a common first name as a handle.

Backstroke is the only one I can do because I have panicky flashbacks putting my face in the water. Snorkeling burns my retinas.

I can’t say I blame her...

Sounds like you’re really doing a lot for those schools.

More like cock director.