Each state issues its own IDs and some aren’t compliant with security measures. A few of those states ridiculously refuse to change their IDs. And since a passport is the only federal ID most people will ever be able to get, it leaves it as the one choice.

Like anyone would want to R her.

100% blame the cops. If there’s no proof of violence, you can’t act violently, no different from a BS self-defense claim. The job of a law enforcement officer is to de-escalate, not come in all sweaty like a 12-year old boy who just figured out a locker room door just opens up.

I’ve been waiting patiently for them to announce paid Kinja to make that thing go away and they just won’t. Fucking. Do it.

That’s the thing. They kept Obama’s economic policies, his military policies, and keep passing what are essentially continuing resolutions for his last (well, it was a compromise) budget. Major indicators for the US are strong and it’s because in some major ways Trump can’t figure out how to make his own policies, and…

And if it’s after 10pm or a Sunday, they can only give you a handy.

I fly weekly and can’t think of an airport anywhere near Atlanta’s size that’s easier to maneuver. (Unless the power is out.)

Look, if this shit happened at a fucking Ravens game (closest analogy to fourth-level soccer) or something, I’d love it.

Seriously, never met a pretentious chubby Southern nine-year old from 1993 until now.

This somehow simultaneously makes no sense and the most sense ever.

Yes.

THANK YOU for separating the Great Lakes from the Plains.

I’ve always gone with Evil Michael Cera.

I’ve been a Packer fan since I was seven years old and will freely say that all of those teams, with Aaron Rodgers, would be better than the Packers are with him, and all of them would have a good shot at the Super Bowl.

Well, sure, I just meant “Really, something nice happened and you think it’s because of Kanye?”

Why? I think she’s just rich lady bored.

She’s just fitting in.

Yes, but I have no way to run a cord thirteen floors down and into my parking spot. I love electrics but they make the most sense in cities and the US needs to invest in the infrastructure.

Past tense of “squeak” is “squork,” dumbass.

I mean, you replaced one aggressively boring person with another. I doubt they noticed.