Yeah but that’s the thing. They’re reprogrammable. This is nothing.  

Seriously, if anything Alphabet and Samsung deserve credit for staying out of the way and letting third parties remap a button away from what they designed. If it were me I’d make it a general use button from the start but for a bunch of capitalists, making it one app away is pretty good.

Or spend the literal one minute (or less) changing the function. My Bixby button turned into a camera button with no effort and the squeeze function in a Pixel is customizable in the normal settings page. This is nothing.

No, it takes like 30 seconds. This is not a serious complaint when the competition doesn’t even let you treat the phone like the external storage that it is.

Why? I think she’s just rich lady bored.

She’s just fitting in.

Yes, but I have no way to run a cord thirteen floors down and into my parking spot. I love electrics but they make the most sense in cities and the US needs to invest in the infrastructure.

Past tense of “squeak” is “squork,” dumbass.

I mean, you replaced one aggressively boring person with another. I doubt they noticed.

Yeah, that’ll show....who, exactly?

Six months max for poisoning? She didn’t know what the hell that mold was. It should be felony reckless endangerment at a minimum.

It kinda sounds like this was his only indiscretion, if this is his only hangup for step 9. That’s the thing with sex addiction, there’s a fine line between actual addiction and just being shitty, and I think he’s just seeking a medical term for the latter.

Time to go see if they’re publicly traded. They had too many bribes, they’ll find a way in.

I’m all for egging them on but don’t do that Cowgirls shit.

I saw them once at an airport. He looks dead. She looks exactly like that picture.

He’s got a long history of deriding redneck culture, and at the same time he has a long history of dipping into racial humor as “one of the good guys,” which is...uh...risky. Because of his background I’m willing to chalk it up to temporary clumsiness/shittiness and save the pitchfork for later.

Pretty sure that’s just reflection from stainless steel. Nobody is looking for light at a direct horizontal angle when in OR.

So, you’re an inattentive lover to TrollSoHard’s mom?

Oh God, and he’d get away with it too.

That’s what my mom said last night :(