“...the craziness of it all.”

I’d lose my PPV virginity to watch either of those.

At least make a macro or something.

Deadspin’s law:

Not to be a sycophant, you’re in the top ten for pure investigative journalism.

Not giving a fuck is all we’re asking for, though.

I travel a lot for work. Instead of asking the front desk where to go, I ask them where they’d take a friend if they were only in town for a few hours. You get much better answers because it evokes memories of actual good times they’ve had.

Eh. You never know. There’s a sixth rounder in Boston who does well.

Yes, my college girlfriend was a late bloomer and wanted to hold it. Given the other replies you got, it appears that this is A Thing.

Dutch. Sint.

Did he say “boy” or “boyo?” If it was the second one, it was just him being Irish.

Sort of a party! The last Delta first class I had over the Pacific, we were done with round three before they finished the flight instructions.

I fly most weeks and just don’t see this. Is this a Southwest thing? There’s always enough slack in the line to just step out. I stand. The people across and in front of me get two seconds, and if they don’t make any meaningful moves I just start getting out. It’s never been a problem.

It’s a terrible tweet but you actually should try those popsicles.

Cardinal rule: approve of any He Hate Me reference.

Eh. Monsanto and Cargill just vulture university research at the last possible point before marketability. If more universities pulled a WARF we wouldn’t need to deal with their shit.

Yes, he doesn’t deserve the award because of how much better of a player he is. Or something. It’s hard to care.

Starred because I honestly believe he was innocent.

Yeah, but there’s also 4) Fake it.

Wanna buy my anti-measles tea? It has anti-measles in it.