I’m not saying you guys are definitively wrong, it’s just that the setup and actual clip seem too long for those shows.

I have an even simpler question: when’s the last time we experienced ship-to-ship combat? Did that even happen in Vietnam? If you REALLY want to stretch, I guess the USS Cole but the problems there were, uh, not related to quality of hardware.

Haha, and you actually picked the most restrained one of the three.

It’s more likely to see the other side of a speed limit than a Corvette ever is?

I get what you’re saying, but I’ve seen a lot of shitty small town news and they’re often not very polished.

WAIT THAT WAS REAL?!

I think you’d probably be right now, but this looks mid-90s. Would someone bother with a hoax this elaborate back then, knowing there’s not really any notoriety in it?

I honestly forgot about that round of the playoffs.

That phrasing is weird. I actually read that as saying that ballboys/girls were “associated with one of the teams.” But your way can also be right, though it seems to contradict the text of another rule other people have posted.

It’s wrong because 2/3 of the voters had already voted when it happened. That’s the only counterpoint needed.

Don’t bother, he’s one of those people that thinks that any situation is a loss if anyone else gets anything positive out of it. Like people who order at restaurants based on how expensive the individual ingredients are.

And if they did, I finally found the person who was an even more insufferable undergrad than I was.

Uh, you can say it here...

Yeah. Except for Nazis.

Pretty sure you’re trolling, but the Celtics have the #1 pick.

Dude, don’t wear a black tie with a blue suit.

I don’t get that. Why do people do that? It always comes off to me as similar to saying something like “I’m a Padres fan. A WHITE one though.”

How about Canadians who say there aren’t enough teams up there, in a sports world where Atlanta is considered a midsize market and they already have teams in Winnipeg and Edmonton?

I’d say “stop, you’re giving them ideas,” but actually I think that’s barely possible.

And that one third is borne out by his approval ratings. But whatever.