They’re looking out by warning them against committing breach of contract. (They also looked out for them by securing an employment contract for a dancing troupe.)

Yeah, I don’t see how this is any worse than the Rockettes existing in the first place... seriously, who pays to see that?

I’m waiting patiently for her. John Legend can eat a Nebuchadnezzar of dicks.

They don’t even need to win both to have at least an okay shot if they beat the Lions.

I can’t think of an infectious disease (that has some sort of treatment option) that is worth avoiding more than HIV. This isn’t 1980s gay panic.

The drugs you need are still massively expensive and require careful monitoring, though. It’s not something you can just assume is a valid response.

Yep. I have a problem with the lawyers involved but not the law.

The joke, but not too dense, I was pretty sure I was going to just end up trolling.

I’m sure this was a makeup call.

Hey, they know how to read. They just choose not to. That’s way worse.

Midwest Nice is when you do something that looks neighborly, like sticking up for colleagues, but the entire time have shitty motives, or are just a shitty human being.

Okay. I have landed from another planet with a PS4. I like smart-ish games but don’t mind just blowing shit up. Give me five games to get right now.

Thank God I have no idea what that means. I really didn’t want a fourth-wall situation on Kinja.

No no shit.

Ugh, dammit. Does it take you from heaven to hell?

I haven’t watched that clip in a while and it’s not loading for me. Does it account for the fact that people with status (who board first) know what they’re doing?

For overhead space and to put down the armrest before Dr. Sidefatflop shows up and decides that it’s bench seating.

Oh I know, but when the unemployment rate is 2% and the vacancy rate is 1%, this is what happens.

Here’s a temporary pass.

Not the cutting boards, though. Stainless steel cutting boards only started getting popular in the 80s.