For some reason this took me a second read. Well worth the investment.

If they actually kept just those two things, it’d cause the entire insurance industry and a major chunk of the health care system to collapse. They know this. It allows them a couple months of “trying to make it work” before pulling the whole thing.

Isn’t this a purely civil case?

Yeah, I was scared until I got to the end.

Had some fucker from Queens a few weeks back about to beat me up for “not knowing” that Wisconsin is inside of Chicago and refusing to agree with him. I shit you not. This dude went to a nice college (and presumably an okay preschool,) et cetera.

I don’t even wear a condom when having sex with a person

No lie, Drew looks like someone that used to kick the shit out of me in high school. Even the shirt looks similar to one he wore a lot.

You’re the most accommodating, even-measured, patient asshole I’ve ever encountered on the internet, motherfucker.

I never saw one with money falling out, but this might be what they were thinking of.

Ha, trust me, I’m not a fan of that shit either.

This comment is so old.

I routinely play the YouTube version of it with Ginuwine for people.

This is probably a dupe but for this, the more the merrier:

Yeah, while this is something that I’ll naturally laugh at, it does sound like, in his own turbodouchey way, he was just trying to make it a little more fun to play and root for a less than elite team. Kinda feel bad for the guy.

Holy shit.

Please tell me this is real and provide a link.

WEATHRE*

This had the potential to be SUCH a good song though.

Once was enough.

He’ll do it anyway.