EE WOOKS LIE MY FUM, obviously.

Where can I find more of this?

Son, you do not want to get in a fight with a bear.

Well, first I need the abs...

Someone give this man a job.

Yeah, that’d be cool...histronics ruined it. Last time I asked someone out all old-timey like that, after a couple minutes of conversation at a coffeeshop, a bystander loudly yelled that I was hassling some poor girl. (The girl was cool with it, but it really didn’t go anywhere.) No, I wasn’t cruising, we just got to…

Hell, I’m just rooting for the original commenter to read a book.

If an HR manager announced on the first work day of the year, “Y’know, I’m only hiring Latinas this year. They’re just so much more dynamic,” it would be just as stupid. That’s incredibly different from consciously not drawing from the same pool of people over and over again, which would be correct, wise, and, y’know,…

No. Not that.

Oh boy. Please elaborate on where you were going with that last sentence.

Yes.

Buhhhhhhhhh, for the price of this car I could get a totally different car that I like more. I have different tastes and/or needs from people who would prefer this car. This is novel information that other people need to have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On as much of a related note as you’re trying to cobble together, you could also get 30,000 bean burritos at Taco Bell.

Having lived at, and commuted within, the midpoint of the main interstate connecting Milwaukee and Green Bay, I can assure you Milwaukee is key to this.

It’s, at most, an extra 30 seconds to make an actual banana split.

If I were in an elevator with him, I’d exit early.

You don’t need better coaching to beat Curry, you need more dedicated robotics research.

Millennial? The state college I paid $5000/semester for was $250/year in real dollars 30 years ago.

I’m still definitely okay with calling out a judge (A JUDGE) who refuses to explore the space between laws.

It’s incredibly not. For example, did you know that the UK has the same percentage of black people as the US? Now, other than Idris Elba, have you, like, been allowed to see one? Weird.