Oh come on. It’s not sexual harassment if the outcome isn’t even in doubt. You finally have an excuse to fuck a goat, and you’re going to pretend you won’t take it?

Moreover, the Planned Parenthood employee thought the activist was another scientist, so felt the need or ability to speak using terms that an outsider might not be comfortable with. The video is edited, badly, but even if not it’d still be way too out of context to be meaningful.

He’s not an MD, he’s a DO. From back when that mattered.

All I can say is thank God the Supreme Court didn’t rule against the death penalty last week. Light these motherfuckers up, I say.

For those who missed it, Dr Mercola.

Are you gloating that Larry Bird’s penis is the size of a single finger?

Yeah, just think, in the time it took for them to write this article, they could have hit “Refresh.”

To be fair, baseball is really, really important.

What’s wrong? Does the fact that it scrolls, like, 1/8 of the way upscreen every time there’s a new liveblog post, even though the liveblog is in an isolated object, bother you, for some reason?

I think you used to be able to see if someone had starred their own comment. Is that still possible?

Yes.

Okay man. You have the same general arguments about Deadspin as very serious feminists do about Jezebel. And the response is similar: this is a gossip site about sports, not a sports news site. If you need the play-by-play, this is not it. Hell, Gawker Media isn’t it, except perhaps the (excellent!) reviews of…

I don’t get how seemingly half the Deadspin readership hasn’t figured out that this site doesn’t post the fucking box scores.

That lemonade game is a bitch.

WHAT8VR FUCK THA HATERZ *stretches out t-shirt so you can read really, really stupid shit that’s printed on it*

Everyone. Also, my cousin got AIDS from sitting on a toilet seat at a rainbow party.

1) “Fuggin” is not better than “fucking.” If you’re avoiding a curse word, use a better vocabulary, not a discarded Beanie Baby trademark.

Where do you think raw materials for heavy industry come from?

Honestly, if that ended up being true that’d be only mildly surprising.

Good God. If you can find a way to arrange all the pieces of this in a way that lets you be offended by a parody of it, allow me to introduce you to something I like to call “outside.”