So what happens to the 16 year old who was distributing pornography?

Recycled joke: The show is called Hollywood Medium because it’s not well done.

I think it's funny that so many conspiracy theorists (my mom included) believe in these incredibly complicated government conspiracies, but then also believe the government is incredibly inept and stupid. I mean, clearly the government must be very capable if they can keep up these huge conspiracies. You can't have it…

Anna, you’re braver than me. I would have tossed myself over the side by day two. Fascinating piece, I really like it. I’m just sort of overwhelmed by sadness at some of these people who bought tickets on the cruise, and a sense of anger at those like Wakefield who prey on them, even if they truly believe what they’re…

Yup. Love your user name!

Even Newfoundlanders?

No one in Atlantic Canada uses their front doors. They put them in, we’re not savages, but all entrances and exits are conducted by the back door (feel free to begin sniggering now).

Canada didn’t get stairs until about 2003. It was actually American soldiers who fled to Canada to avoid deployment to Iraq who brought the innovation north.

As a kid we drove to Canada a lot for “vacation” b/c the dollar was favorable, and it “wasn’t that far”. One year we took the ferry from Maine and drove through Nova Scotia, it was beautiful but I noticed two odd things: 1- a LOT of houses seemed to be pained in very strange, very bright and mis matched paint colors.…

Can I go to there even without a Trump presidency?

I’m assuming I get to jump a few spots if I know how to spell both “queue” and “cue” and know when to use them.

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT MOVIES HAVE LIED TO ME?!?

Yeah, my passport is ready to go and so am I.

Seriously, though. How easy will they let us immigrate. Because I’m making a list of places to go if the GOP, any of them, get control of the white house.

Cape Breton really is beautiful and the people there are really great.

Bette Midler is a goddamn national treasure.

I don’t know if this was covered elsewhere today or not but it made my day:

Your high school history teacher deserves a good face punching...was he still bitter we were only ones to burn down your precious White House?

No, no... you misunderstand... her kids are white.

I could be Albert Einstein and they would discredit me as a horrible scientist. It doesn’t matter.