Should we talk about that pig eating his watermelon on wall-to-wall carpeting in somebody’s home? Also, I hate the hippos’ handler.
The amazing thing to me is despite the fact that police were called to the scene and there’s video evidence, no one has been arrested as of yet.
It’s ok. I thought that until I was atleast 15. And I’m black.
Hey at least you were a kid one of the real housewives did know until she got told about it...
It hurts us all.
“How come they only found the stops but not the railroad or the train??”
Everyone did. Anyone saying otherwise is full of shit.
There are adults who still think that.
...I’m just surprised they didn’t cast a white lady as Harriet Tubman?
OH MY GOD IT’S SO FUCKING DUSTY IN HERE
Little Ceasar’s is a deadly weapon. I wouldn’t feed it to someone else (pretty sure that is against the Geneva Conventions), but I have threatened to eat one of their bacon-wrapped abominations before going over to a friend’s place. I essentially held their bathroom hostage, and they had no choice but to meet my…
Once, an 8-top of Christians left one of those “Here’s a Tip for You!” pamphlets on my table, in lieu of a cash tip. I was sort of used to this, so I didn’t remark much, just tossed it into the bus tub with the rest of the debris, and a glower.
I’m a little late but here goes. I worked in a Gay Dennys in Arizona and soon after gay marriage became legal, I had the most adorable elderly couple of men, one white, one black. They were seated at the counter and had on these beautiful leis. I asked if I could feel the real flowers and asked what the occasion was.…
literally my first thought. I would be murdered almost instantly.
"I trusted you."
Yes! Just have to make sure the nostrils are clear.
I need to learn how to makeup so I can get some eyeliner game like that.
her facial symmetry makes me want to cry
I want her hair color so bad. We have the same complexion, but hers is just so much ... better than mine. :(