Oh for fuck's sake. THIS is the exact type of comment people are talking about when they talk shit about Jezebel commenters.

My roommate told me that showering at night is the Asian way.

I'm a night-time shower person. I don't know why. I've just always bathed at night.

BITCH BABIES!!!! But I would also like to point out that Cristina Yang, fictional feminist icon, coined that term in the Shondaverse.

Birds are evil personified. Have you ever looked into a bird's soulless eyes and contemplated the death it has in store for you?

Chickens are frightening. FULL STOP.

Do not listen to them, the Target line is awesome and you are awesome too.

I like you and the way you think! You sound like a good egg. You know, for a BFPP.

Just like most humans (myself included). I was adorable as a sprog; what happened???!!!!

Do you mean Duluth Pack or Duluth Trading Company? I'm obsessed with both of those shops.

I'm afraid to say that it's nearly EVERY site I found about trying to conceive. Anywhere there were comments, there were people talking about BD and babydust. It is gross.

this is at like, a 4.

my neighbors when i visit maine used to have back yard chickens. like, gorgeous ones. and they would just kinda walk around and sometimes come through our yard, clucking softly.

I almost don't want to tell you... but you taught me BPP so here goes: the trying to conceive boards refer to having sex as doing the "baby dance", hence BD. It's so gross and infantilising that it made me stop reading. All these grown women wishing each other "baby dust!" and discussing doing the baby dance, ugh.

they are tiny dinosaurs!

Use the power of the dismiss.

Little hands and crayons!! Serious cuteness overload.

I stand by them being evil. Tasty, but evil.

after a run-in with a wild chicken at the age of 10, I trust not a single one. A chicken could bring me cocoa and butter cookies and I still wouldn't be a fan. They are always plotting something, believe that.