Man! I missed the fun! Here is mine.

I'm assuming they mean Doritos and snack cakes. Who knows.

Again, I don’t agree with this bill but to say “poor people are not allowed to by junk food” isn't true. They can, but not with food stamps. Anyway I doubt it will pass.

I don’t necessarily agree with this but food stamps isn’t meant for your entire food budget. It’s not like they are saying poor people can’t buy junk food at all, it just would be an ineligible purchase with food stamps.

Apparently it’s 330 central because I am so horny right now that I can’t even deal.

5 weeks paid paternity leave is actually really generous. I don't know many men who are given that.

Oh my gosh! Should I really not be doing this? I live in a new house. I thought it was only old houses this was an issue with? So you just put it in the trash? With toilet paper?

I've been using a stuff brush in the shower and that seems to help.

Do you make the scrub yourself or is there a brand you use?

I've tried amlactin and it worked for a bit. I started using cerave recently and that seems to be working too. I started using a stiff brush to scrub during showers

I thought that’s what it was actually. Also for a loooooong time I kept calling it “lulu mom”. Hahaha

After pregnancy my arms got really bad Pilaris Keratosis or whatever it’s called. I used to have smooth arms and now they are bumpy and ugly! When I was younger all my BFs would tell me I had the softest skin and I am a troll now. Hahaha!

I seem to remember that there were no 911 records. I don't think anyone actually called.

It's because they are freaks, you know? And they're evil? Also they suck souls.

Yeah I don’t get it. They must be humorless gingers. The worst kind of ginger if you ask me. If they can't laugh at their ginger headed freakiness, I don't really have much hope for them.

I remember an interview she did with that guy (I refuse to call him her husband, ugh) when they first “got married” and she was making “sexy” faces at him and licking her lips. I wished I could have bleached my brain out after seeing that. I have no doubt her porn movie would be the same. Not sexy. Just sad

It is true what she said about being a male athlete. However Bruce Jenner certainly faces his own struggles as a transgender woman. She really shouldn't have said what she said because being transgender is no walk in the park n

Being evil and sucking souls is my guess.

A ginger cat? *shudder*. I'll pray for you.

Gingers are soul eaters. You can tell from their dead red rimmed eyes. I need to watch my back when my husband is in bed with me.