They have enough going for them, screw giving them discounts! :)
“This giant slingshot ain’t big enough for the two of us.”
Who knew kitties loved coasters so much?
Man, you know better than to hang around the London Eye! McDonalds at Charing Cross usually has some tables downstairs, and it’s only like a 15 min walk from there. I hope you didn’t walk 9 miles for a McDonalds. Rest up!
Hey, maybe your brain was trying to mainline you some low-level endorphins or something to help you feel better. Sometimes you just let the autopilot drive, for maintenance purposes. :)
For a brief moment I thought I was going to have two days off this week.
Interesting. Funny how people who are already wealthy get all the free stuff, huh?
Yeah, I’m weird about alcohol too. Tastes like chemicals - well, alcohol to me. Like maybe I’d pour it on a wound but not drink it. That one is probably a survival trait given my family history on both sides of my gene pool.
Advice is free, as they say. *shrug*
Yeah, sometimes people don’t want help so much as validation. If they’re being stupid, validating them only does them more harm.
Aww, wittle fuzzies just want a nibble of something!
Yeah, all you can do is give him a hint, probably. Whether they take it or not is something you have to let go.
Smells like burnt stuff with sugar on top?
Yeah, they’re making flash drives pretty big these days, so at least the essentials would be good in your pocket.
Eating a pint of Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough for breakfast. Getting towards the bottom and I reveal an air pocket or such about the volume of two tablespoons. That is a lot of ice cream I was deprived of. Not happy.
The groundhog is only correct 37% of the time according to official statistics. I say the groundhog is worthless. Winter lasts a set period of time regardless of whether or not the weather cooperates and the clouds clear long enough for some rodent to cast a shadow at some arbitrary time on some randomly selected…
Comforting people when they fuck up, telling them that their self-criticism is entirely untrue, is never a good idea. I have had the friends who have the same revelations about themselves over and over again, only to become angry when I remind them they have figured this out before. No surer sign they are not ready to…