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2/28/17
6:03 PM
2

They have enough going for them, screw giving them discounts! :)

2/25/17
12:35 AM
1

“This giant slingshot ain’t big enough for the two of us.”

2/17/17
2:35 PM
1

Man, you know better than to hang around the London Eye! McDonalds at Charing Cross usually has some tables downstairs, and it’s only like a 15 min walk from there. I hope you didn’t walk 9 miles for a McDonalds. Rest up!

2/17/17
1:06 PM
1

Hey, maybe your brain was trying to mainline you some low-level endorphins or something to help you feel better. Sometimes you just let the autopilot drive, for maintenance purposes. :) Read more

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2/3/17
1:10 PM
2

Interesting. Funny how people who are already wealthy get all the free stuff, huh?

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2/3/17
7:17 AM
1

Yeah, I’m weird about alcohol too. Tastes like chemicals - well, alcohol to me. Like maybe I’d pour it on a wound but not drink it. That one is probably a survival trait given my family history on both sides of my gene pool.

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2/2/17
9:58 PM
1

Advice is free, as they say. *shrug*

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2/2/17
9:54 PM
1

Yeah, sometimes people don’t want help so much as validation. If they’re being stupid, validating them only does them more harm.

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2/2/17
1:13 PM
2

Aww, wittle fuzzies just want a nibble of something! Read more

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2/2/17
1:05 PM
1

Yeah, all you can do is give him a hint, probably. Whether they take it or not is something you have to let go.

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2/2/17
1:04 PM
1

Smells like burnt stuff with sugar on top?

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2/2/17
1:03 PM
1

Yeah, they’re making flash drives pretty big these days, so at least the essentials would be good in your pocket.

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2/2/17
8:59 AM
4

Eating a pint of Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough for breakfast. Getting towards the bottom and I reveal an air pocket or such about the volume of two tablespoons. That is a lot of ice cream I was deprived of. Not happy.

2/2/17
6:50 AM
5

The groundhog is only correct 37% of the time according to official statistics. I say the groundhog is worthless. Winter lasts a set period of time regardless of whether or not the weather cooperates and the clouds clear long enough for some rodent to cast a shadow at some arbitrary time on some randomly selected Read more

1/27/17
1:14 PM
2

Comforting people when they fuck up, telling them that their self-criticism is entirely untrue, is never a good idea. I have had the friends who have the same revelations about themselves over and over again, only to become angry when I remind them they have figured this out before. No surer sign they are not ready to Read more

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