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It’s good to know that at least one good thing has come from The Late Show With James Corden, stealer of Beyoncé’s Creative Arts Emmys.

It’s such a relief when someone finally hears what you’ve been saying. It pisses me off that people so often have to fight to be heard by health professionals.

Yes, you will. <3

I believe its tacky to use a phrase commonly used about sexual assault survivors to defend yourself against the bad press you created with your own hissy fit.

She lost me with her bullshit “believe women” comment.

First of all, every other nominee sounds better to me. Second, that was a great carpool karaoke. It was surprisingly emotional and very satisfying as a viewer. 

Hes been there for every hearing. Are you fucking stupid, or something?

They didn’t know? So they didn’t do a background check or even put his name in to Google before hiring him to work with TEENAGE GIRLS? I got more thorough vetting for a temp job at a doctors office!

She wears stage makeup. She needs a skincare routine.

Now you like vaping? Um ok....

Issue, that's exactly what hazel wrote. RME

Who let this horseshit out of the greys?

Awww, she looks so happy.

Track ain’t his kid. That’s just what Sarah told Todd to get him to marry her. Google Curtis Menard

God forbid you write about and celebrate he winner.

Naomi was kicking her ass.

Duplicate 

Duplicate

Bernie. Was. Never. Going. To. Be. President. Bernie. Is. Not. A. Democrat.

Yeah. Taking away their phone. That’ll teach them. I bet Michael was never that careless again.